6 tips to a happier promiscuous lifestyle

Thou Shall not date those who do not like red wine.
Thou Shall not waste time at meet market type dance clubs for that special some one.
Thou Shall not let a booty call become more than such.
Thou Shall always check in for consent as things progress if thou art inebriated.
Thou Shall leave first and leave no trace but thy calling card.
Thou Shall get up early and brush thy teeth before thou engagith in kissing thy partner awake

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